18 messages you don't want to read on a cake

Everyone loves getting a nice cake with a witty frosting message on top, right? Wrong, wrong, wrong. No one wants to get these, which makes us wonder how many ended up getting chucked at the faces of the oh-so-funny folks who bought or made them. These cakes convey heartwarming sentiments that go something like: "Happy 21st birthday: Here's what you'll look like later tonight." Or, "We're glad you found a new job, because we never really liked you." There's even a "your mom" joke thrown in for good measure. Take a look at these 18 rude, honest and off-color cakes — and just imagine what the guy at the bakery must have thought.

Gosh, wonder what lucky person gets that piece?

This cake is just telling it like it is, Beena. Drink lots of water.

Honesty... that's so refreshing.

This guy probably didn't want to be reminded. But thanks anyway.

And thank you, for those sarcastic quotation marks.

Anyone else just lose their appetite?

Someone put a lot of work into this simple message.

Thanks, honey. The little heart was a nice touch.

Is that a rum cake?

Hey, proofread your own cake! It's her birthday, after all.

Is it opposites day? This somehow doesn't feel sincere.

Thanks, guys! Pete is pretty psyched about his vasectomy.

Maybe someone else should take the first bite of this cake.

Thanks! Hey, wait a minute...

One of those "congratulations on being a terrible human" cakes. You have to special-order those.

Now, go do your homework.

This is definitely the kind of cake that ends up getting smashed in someone's face.

Happy 4-0.

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