10 tangga lagu GALAU barat

10 tangga lagu GALAU barat - Galau, mengapa harus galau?? Hidup harus kuat, jalani semuanya dengan senyuman. Omong-omong sial galau, berikut ada 10 daftar lagu barat yang galau, mungkin dari mas-mas atau mbak-mbak udah pernah tahu lagunya. Berikut adalah lagu-lagunya :






1. Adele - someone like you

2. Aerosmith - i dont wanna miss a thing

3. Air Supply - goodbye dan Air Supply - making

Ciri-Ciri Orang Pintar

Ciri-Ciri Orang Pintar

Murid: "Pak, mengapa rambut Bapak kian lama kok kian sedikit, sudah hampir-hampir botak nih."

Guru: "Hal ini menunjukkan bahwa diriku super pintar."

Murid: "Kalau begitu rambutku nanti kucukur plontos saja."

Guru: "Tindakanmu ini namanya sok pintar."

Sumber

Pengalaman Pertama Sopir Taksi

Humor - Pengalaman Pertama Sopir Taksi

Setelah berjalan sekian lama, penumpang menepuk pundak sopir taksi untuk
menanyakan sesuatu. Reaksinya sungguh tak terduga. Sopir taksi begitu
terkejutnya sampai tak sengaja menginjak gas lebih dalam dan hampir saja
menabrak mobil lain. Akhirnya ia bisa menguasai kemudi dan menghentikan
mobilnya di pinggir jalan.

"Tolong, jangan sekali-sekali

Anak Sulit Memahami Matematika? Ajari dengan Gerakan Tangan

Saat tangan kita bergerak, ada gelombang sederhana
pada tangan yang dapat meragsang otak sehingga meningkatkan kemampuan
matematika anak.


(Ilustrasi/Thinkstock)



Gerakan tangan saat menerangkan pelajaran
matematika kepada anak ternyata memberikan pengaruh positif terhadap
kemampuan berpikir mereka. Saat tangan kita bergerak, ternyata terdapat
sebuah gelombang sederhana pada

My future? (Related images, included)

“People take different roads seeking fulfilment and happiness. Just because they’re not on your road doesn’t mean they’ve gotten lost.”

So, on chatango, I tend to get a lot of guys in their 20's, maybe a few in their early 30's, who will ask me what I'm doing with my life persistently. Today I chatted with a man from Singapore who asked me if I was in college and proceeded to ask why and insist college is good for my future despite my already mentioning that I can't afford it. I mean, it's nice that you seem to be so concerned about my future and education but why are you so concerned, anyway? I mean, we're total strangers, you know nothing about me, so... why does it matter?

So, here is my life right now:

I'm in a rut. I'm lazy and have allergies and asthma and clinical depression and currently I am concerned with dealing with those first, especially the depression. I don't have a job, and I don't know what I want to do in terms of a career and making a living. I don't actually have an interest in going to college, I've had my fill of school and if one day I do want to attend college, fine, maybe then I'll go, but it's just not something I would like to deal with right now. Plus, I mean, like I stated before, I can't afford it, and I don't want to deal with the stress and pressure of student loans. I have an idea of what I want in life, where I want to be, but for right now I'm just trying to figure out how to get there.

And by pressuring me you're essentially making it harder to figure it out. I need my own time and space to figure myself out, what I want for my future and all of that stuff. You can't honestly expect someone to figure that stuff out by the time they're 18, can you? That's ludicrous and way too much pressure because for a lot of people, when you turn 18 and don't have a fucking clue as to what you want and where you want to go, you're looked at like you're a failure.

Like, due to my current state, my dad looks down on me, insisting that unless I get a job I don't want, or marry a very rich guy, I won't be able to survive on my own once my parents die. That's so shitty of you to say or imply, do you realize that? That's NOT motivating, that's making me feel shitty about myself, my capabilities, and my life.

It's like giving someone an incredibly long list of things that they want to do and then giving them 5 minutes to choose something when that's not even enough time to read the whole list. I am 20 years old, not 45. Not 32. Not in my 50's or 60's. 20. I am still pretty young and I would like time to think about my own life, rather than being pressured from a young age to figure it out to the point where I find myself in a job I hate, feeling miserable. I don't want that, that's a shitty life. I don't give a single fuck about being rich, or having a big ass house and amazing clothes and thousands of shoes and a cool car. I want a life where I'm happy, in a house that I love, with a car that gets me to where I need to be, with someone I adore and want to spend my life with, and I'm not only happy, I'm content and like where I am, and I'm not going to get that by listening to everyone saying 'get a job, or go to school'.

First and foremost, while I'm figuring out what I want, and where I want to be, I want to travel. With my friends. Around the country or even the world. I want to see as much as I can before I settle down with a career. I want this:

 Also, I hate when people are talking to each other about what they want to do with their lives and one person expresses their dream, or what they would like to do, and the other person just HAS to say 'be realistic'. Fuck you, how fucking dare you undermine someone's dream or what they want like that.

"People will kill you over time, and how they’ll kill you is with tiny, harmless phrases, like “be realistic." --Dylan Moran

The last thing I need is to go through life with a job and having settled down at an early age, never having done what I wanted to do because people told me to be realistic and put pressure on me to do things NOW and then sit down one day and look back on it all and just be filled with this overwhelming regret and resent and wish I could just go back and change everything.

"ive lost all motivation to do anything these days and people dont understand they just tell me to get motivated yeah sure let me go down to the store and grab a bottle of purpose in life"

"im stressed because i don’t want to be a nurse or a teacher or a lawyer i just want to read books and listen to music and travel and drink coffee but there’s so much pressure to become successful in terms of money and my career and i don’t want to do any of that"

"Does anyone else find it odd that our society expects 14-year-old kids to know what jobs they will want for the rest of their lives, but doesn’t believe an adult woman when she says she doesn’t want to be a mother?"

"i hate how you’re just born out of nowhere and you’re forced to go to school and get education so you can get a job what if i wanted to be a duck"

"i dont like the fact that u are literally forced into this world with no choice whatsoever and then youre forced to do all this school and work and job stuff its just kind of dumb"

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My Abusive Ex-Boyfriend

Back in December, I decided to contact my ex, Brian, to question him about all the sexual things he would attempt to do when I was sleeping and couldn't say no.

He'd touch me through my panties, and put his mouth on my breasts, and he'd even hump me. I don't ever think his dick was out when he was dry humping me, though, so that's good... I guess.
However, he can remember touching me, but he tried to excuse the humping saying that he doesn't remember it, or that he was probably doing it in his sleep. I made a post on one of my tumblrs the day we had the conversation. I'll insert that here:

"I was feeling curious after watching all these video responses to Jenna Marbles latest video, and so I contacted my ex, asking him what exactly he's done to me in my sleep during all the times we dated.
If you didn't know, and probably don't, my ex, who was my first boyfriend ever, pressured me into sex multiple times (but I never had sex with him) and touched me in my sleep sometimes (rubbing my crotch through my panties, sucking on my breasts) whenever I would sleep over at his house. He even humped me a couple times. I know this because I would wake up sometimes while he was doing this stuff and then not do anything about it. Partly because I was really fucking tired and was just like 'wtf?' I didn't like it or enjoy it, I just didn't know what I could do about it, y'know? Does that make sense? I mean there were times I rolled over to make him stop but he'd just do it again another time. He even said one time when I woke up and he was rubbing my crotch through my panties, that while he was doing that, I was moaning. First of all, can I contest that I was not moaning consciously as I was asleep when this apparently occured, and that 'moaning' in my sleep in no way means I enjoyed it, or wanted it. I do not control what I say or what noises I make in my sleep.
Besides that, He broke up with me 2 times as a joke, and let his best friend bully me and treat me like shit.
He'd also call me a whore a lot despite my saying stop and that I don't like it.
Here is the messages:





His picture isn't shown because shortly after this I blocked him.
He's shrugging it off because it's been about 3 years since I left him, so apparently it's less important than it would have been if I confronted him about it right as it was happening. Which I actually did a few times, but even then he still acted like it was nothing or he just said sorry and acted like that fixed everything and that if I got upset and cried about it, that was stupid. Honestly, I just couldn't bring myself to do anything about it then because I felt like nobody would care, and it was nothing and that people had been through far worse, which I'm sure lots of people have, but I wanted answers. I wanted him to acknowledge what he's done and honestly if he expects me to not get just a little angry over the bullshit he's put me through, and he doesn't realize how damaging what he did can be, then that just adds to the problem.
And if he really did hump me in his sleep, or was asleep while doing so, fine. I get that you can't control your actions when you're sleeping, but that doesn't make it any less wrong."

Since I've had some time to think since that conversation, I want to adress things he said to me:

1. Sleeping in the same bed does not permit you to touch me without my permission.  
2. Touching me in my sleep in a sexual manner because you wouldn't be allowed to do so when I was awake is 'inappropriate' and weird, it's pathetic that you can't see that.
3. You didn't love me. I can tell you didn't love me, but you had convinced yourself you did. You know how I know? Because you hurt me, a lot, and then passed it off as a joke and never tried to make up for it. You don't even know what's inappropriate and weird in a relationship for christ's sake. You don't hurt the people you love, and if you do, you need to get your shit checked because they deserve better.
4. It's funny to me how you could just forget something like that and then try to change the subject. I clearly wasn't there for chit chat and catching up.
5. Whether or not it happened 3 years ago, or last week, it's still a problem. You're not the one who had to deal with this, I AM, so fuck yeah I can get mad all I want. 
6. I was implying that if you can't remember humping me, what else have you 'forgotten'? What else could you possibly have done to me while I was sleeping, that I didn't wake up during? I'll never fucking know, and I hate that. I will never forgive you.

So... yeah. The purpose of this post is to ask, was I sexually abused? Does this count as molestation?
Also, Brian, if you ever read this: you're a piece of shit, and I hope nobody ever ends up with you, you don't deserve a relationship.

And also, I found a post on tumblr today that is very relevant to this:

"the shit about abusers is, they have no recollection of how they've been abusive coz its as normal as breathing to them. you will remember exactly how they scarred you and they'll be like “geez, it was whatever long ago, who cares?” or “i dont remember that at all”while you nurse psychological wounds for decades over it."

So, if you're anything like Brian, or you're abusive in general to your significant other

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You Should Smile More *rant*

I get this all the time from strangers on OkCupid, Chatango, even Tumblr and I hate it. It's the most irritating thing in the world. Why? Why should I smile more? What difference does it make to you if I do or don't?

I don't like my smile, never have. Maybe I never will. I think it looks weird, and I think my face looks weird when I smile. Plus, I don't have good teeth, which I'm trying to work on, and I'm getting work done on them in the summer but that's besides the point.
Maybe I like how I look better when I'm not smiling. Which is big for me because I don't like how I look at all, honestly. It's taken me years to get my self esteem where it is now, y'know?

Honestly, sometimes I feel like Kristen Stewart with all this 'smile more' bullshit because she gets scrutinized for her facial expressions. (I like Kristen Stewart, btw. I like her acting, and who she is as a person.)

Here, let me quote her:

"Some people get the wrong idea, you know. If you’re quiet and you’re just not the most gregarious person, that you’re like.. I don’t know, self-involved, rude possibly, frigid. I get that a lot from people who don’t know me, like online all you guys think I never smile, ever. It’s not true. I do smile sometimes.”

 ”I think it’s ridiculous that you need to look a certain way to be conventionally pretty.”

 And it's not like I don't smile, because I do, I just don't take pictures of it, because I don't like my smile. I know some people are just being nice or trying to make me happier or something, but please, just stop. I'm only going to be hesitant more about smiling if you put pressure on me to do it, or are pushy about it. I'd rather smile and have it be genuine, than smile because it's what people want me to do, or I feel like I have to.

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